Well, that was a wholly bizarre and unnerving experience and I hope I never have to repeat it again. At least it passed. Now it's just a matter of finding the new assignment and--

Oh, COME ON.

((Referring to this Dark Assembly decision.))

Who booby-trapped the castle? And more importantly, why? If this is someone's idea of a joke, then I'm not laughing.

I'd advise everyone to watch their steps very carefully and don't touch anything that looks suspicious. Or, at least, more suspicious than usual.